Articles by Jenna Schaffer

What did the paper clip say to the magnet? Answer: I find you very attractive!! Congratulations to Jim Anderson of Huntingburg, Indiana for being the FUNNIEST PERSON IN TOWN this afternoon!!

What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? Answer: Happy Independence Day!! Congratulations to Amanda Morris of Dubois, Indiana for being the FUNNIEST PERSON IN TOWN this afternoon!!

Why did the police officer arrest her husband? Answer: He stole her heart!! Congratulations to Jackie Kempf of Huntingburg, Indiana for being the FUNNIEST PERSON IN TOWN this afternoon!!

Which one of your kids will never grow up and move out? Answer: Your husband!! Despite all of the great guesses this afternoon, there is no funny business at the WBDC studios today!! You can try again tomorrow!

What flowers should you NOT give on Valentine’s Day? Answer: Cauliflowers!! Despite all of the great guesses this afternoon, there is no funny business at the WBDC studios today!! You can try again on Monday!

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Answer: Hogs and kisses!! Congratulations to Brooke Jacobs of Jasper, Indiana for being the FUNNIEST PERSON IN TOWN this afternoon!!

What did one sheep say to the other? Answer: I love ewe!! Despite all of the great guesses this afternoon, there is no funny business at the WBDC studios today!! You can try again tomorrow!

What do you call a camel without a hump? Answer: Humphrey!! Congratulations to Tiffany Danhafer of Dubois, Indiana for being the FUNNIEST PERSON IN TOWN this afternoon!!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? Answer: I’m stuck on you!! Congratulations to Laura Ross of Jasper, Indiana for being the FUNNIEST PERSON IN TOWN this afternoon!!

Why did the cell phone get glasses? Answer: Because she lost all of her contacts!! Congratulations to Robert Hasenour of Jasper, Indiana for being the FUNNIEST PERSON IN TOWN this afternoon!!