Where is Chuck Norris’ Beard??!!

You may have heard the following statements, but now I’m left to wonder… are they true?!

  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can’t cut it.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris’ beard has a face
Chuck Norris, sans beard. Photo by Splash News.

Chuck Norris, sans beard. Photo by Splash News.

The one and only Chuck ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Norris was spotted out without his signature facial hair! Oh the horror!!! Does he look less manly without it? Can he roundhouse kick his way out of this one?  I’m sure there will be some new Chuck jokes coming after this change in his look.  After all, Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds. So, I’m sure it will return soon!

Readers Comments (1)

  1. 18? No. Chuck didn’t have his beard in Enter the Dragon, The Octagon, Hero and the Terror, Good Guys Wear Black, or when he wiped out Superfoot. He does look weird without it now, though.

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