Wendy’s Frosty Funny
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What do you call a snowman with a six pack? Answer: An abdominal snowman!! Congratulations to Kelly Hauser for being the FUNNIEST PERSON IN TOWN this afternoon!!
How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? Answer: His sleigh is flown by rain-deer!! Congratulations to Bill Hoffman for being the FUNNIEST PERSON IN TOWN this afternoon!!
What do Black Friday shoppers and Thanksgiving turkey have in common? Answer: They know what it’s like to be stuffed and jammed into a small space!! Congratulations to Tommy Eckert […]
Why did the cranberries turn red? Answer: Because they saw the turkey dressing!! Despite all of the great guesses this afternoon, there is no funny business at the WBDC studios!!
What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football? Answer: Fowl play!! Congratulations to Jake Tower for being the FUNNIEST PERSON IN TOWN this afternoon!!
Why did the police arrest the turkey? Answer: They suspected fowl play!! Congratulations to Cody Englert for being the FUNNIEST PERSON IN TOWN this afternoon!!
Why can’t your brother quit telling Thanksgiving jokes? Answer: He can’t quit cold turkey!! Despite all of the great guesses this afternoon, there is no funny business at the WBDC […]
What does a turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving? Answer: Nothing – they are already stuffed!! Congratulations to Logan Fisher of Ferdinand, Indiana for being the FUNNIEST PERSON IN TOWN […]
Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert? Answer: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!! Congratulations to Annette Applegate for being the FUNNIEST PERSON IN TOWN […]
Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? Answer: A poul-tree!! Congratulations to Luke Flowers of Ferdinand, Indiana for being the FUNNIEST PERSON IN TOWN this […]